I cain’t quit you.

I was about to let this blog go. Not the name, you understand – just the process of writing a blog every month.

But then…cake.

You should know that cake is the world’s perfect food, or at least in a three-way (tie) with watermelon and pizza.

I love it the best and the most and will eat it every day if I can. I believe in the power of cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Perhaps most importantly for the purposes of this missive, I enjoy baking cakes for people. I like to see their faces when they open the box, and the whites of their eyes when they take their first bite.

That last little bit is creepy, but I mean it in the nicest way possible.

Additionally, if I made all of the cake I want to make/eat, the fit of my clothing would become problematic.

So, hello, you. Let me bake a cake for you.

I have updated my “Let Me Bake For You” page to list the offerings that are available.

Since I want baking to continue to be enjoyable, I won’t accept more orders than I can make with love (seriously. I know that sounds hokey or saccharine or whatever, but I mean it). If you want a cake, stake your claim early in the month and slap your money on the barrelhead (or the Venmo or PayPal – the 21st-century barrelhead).

If you want to give a cake to a person, I suppose I could whip you up a gift certificate for that person. Get in touch.

And if you want something other than a cake, get in touch. I could maybe work something out for you.

Oh, and hey. Share this post with a friend, using the buttons. I am off the Facebook but still use Instagram.

You can also take pix of your cakes and post on Instagram with my inventive hashtag: #charmcityedibles. That would not suck.